man up, man dan!

oh my goodness, STOP ALREADY

i just can't stand to see (read) a grown man cry

man up there, man dan!

smile, would ya?

here, watch - i'll do a trick for ya...i'll drink this beer thru my nose...

funny, eh?

are you smiling yet?

how 'bout if i drink it thru my ear?

did i hear a chuckle?

yeah - that's better - glad i could cheer ya up there, guy!

um, just one question - on those clues of yours...

is that YOU at the bonneville salt flats???

just curious.